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Shall We Play A Game... Part 4

by ProstheticCunt on Thursday, May 09, 2013

Once again it's time to eat bagel chips in the gas station restroom and laugh at how much time you've wasted in your life. I mean really, what the fuck have you done anyway? Jack shit. I hear you. It's all stupid anyway. I mean what could you possibly do anyway that would be remembered much less mak...... read more

Welcome to the all new ProstheticCunt.com

by ProstheticCunt on Thursday, November 15, 2012

Puny earthlings! Welcome to the all new ProstheticCunt.com, the official web site for the interplanetary scab-ripping futuristic alien porno gore grind phenomenon. We've been hard at work on tons of new transmissions which we hope to unleash in the next few weeks. Prosthetic Cunt is also going to be...... read more

Free Demo Available!

by KOM2 on Thursday, November 10, 2011

Prosthetic Cunt Free Demo Pack is now available in 320k mp3. All you need to do is register for free and you can download the demo along with a bunch of shit like wallpapers for your desktop. Enjoy it Earthlings!... read more

Subscribe to this site for super cheap and get 90+ mp3s!

by KOM2 on Tuesday, November 01, 2011

We are happy to announce that you can now subscribe to the web site for as low as $9.99 per year and receive ALL of the Prosthetic Cunt songs released to date. Plus you will have access to all future songs released during your subscription period. You can't fucking beat that with a rented dick can y...... read more

Shall We Play A Game... Part 3

by ProstheticCunt on Saturday, April 13, 2013

Dun, dun, duuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Part fucking 3 dumb asses. If you don't know what's going on here, you suck a fat tit and are stupid. Catch up dick faces. For those of you that are following along, fuck you, no special treatment for you and no cake fucker.OK, here is the piece of shit sound we call ...... read more

Shall We Play A Game... Part 2

by ProstheticCunt on Monday, March 11, 2013

Ok fucknecks... time for the next installment of fuck that lady in the wheelchair! Wait... what? So as you've guessed it's the next installment of "Evolution of a Prosthetic Cunt Song". About a month ago we posted the drums to one of the new tracks of the next Crosthetic Punt release. This month we ...... read more

Shall We Play A Game...

by ProstheticCunt on Friday, February 01, 2013

OK fucktards! Time to play a game. As you already fucking know, we are hardly at work fucking our music things to make new noise at your head in a retarded manner. This time around we thought it would be stupid to play "Evolution of a Prosthetic Cunt Song". We're going to take one song from the upco...... read more

Prosthetic Cunt Video on YouTube.com

by KOM2 on Sunday, February 12, 2012

Prosthetic Cunt has made a stupid video. Go fucking watch it. Registered users can download the video. Yearly subscribers can download a hi-resolution version of the video because they are better than people who don't give us money. Feeling stupid now for not subscribing? I bet! You look like a fuck...... read more

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We now have made the following player available for you fuckers! Click the play button and chop your fingers off. Then smoke them. 

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We're Back

Prosthetic Cunt is Back to Fuck Your Ears!

The world as you know it is ending. Your species has little time. You should buy everything we sell quickly before your earth money becomes worthless. We will make noise at you for pennies. We will crush your ears with sonic reverberations of complete nonsense and intricate lunacy. We will take a shit on your cat and confuse it. We will fart in your general direction as you question the validity of your existence. You will give us your complete attention as we devour your concepts of what can be called music.

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Prosthetic CuntProsthetic Cunt welcomes newest fool to give us money De Klausi! We thank no one for anything so, fuck him! Now he has access to all our mp3s. Don't you feel like a dick for not being as cool as him. Shit you suck.

2 days ago

    Kom2Just posted the completed version of "Song 2" from the new Prosthetic Cunt release coming out later this year. Go download it stupid! http://prostheticcunt.com/observations/id/60/shall-we-play-a-game-part-4

    2 weeks ago

      Prosthetic CuntPart 3 is up stupid people of earth. Guitars, bass and drums for your head. http://prostheticcunt.com/observations/id/58/shall-we-play-a-game-part-3

      1 month ago

        Prosthetic CuntFuck yeah dumbshits! We're on Twatter now! https://twitter.com/prostheticcunt

        1 month ago

          Prosthetic CuntCuntSale until the end of the month mutards!! Give us fucking money so we can buy weed and we'll make more noise at you soon.

          3 months ago

          • Prosthetic CuntThank you new earth fool catharsiss! We will take your $5, buy a joint with it and make funny grind music that you will hear down the road!3 months ago

          • catharsissYour sounds killed my lawn, made my neighbors move out and caused my cat to explode...
            Awesome, and thank you...I was tired of feeding the damn thing anyway..3 months ago

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